Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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j.p. is dumb

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WOw you have no life

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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mitchell palmer sucks

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Mahmy

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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