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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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