What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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