Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A black man walks out of a police station

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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