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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

once you go black your credit goes wack

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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