- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

what are you mike bibby?

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Justin beiber..

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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