- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Rebecca Black's career.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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