What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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