Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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What? Why?

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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