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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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