- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

whats my name? Matt

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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