What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

wanna here a joke? you.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

women's rights

world society

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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