- Anti Joke

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.