A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

hey justin

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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