Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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