what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

a skinny sumo wrestler

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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