- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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