What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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whats white and sticky glue

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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