- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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