Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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kill yourself

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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