A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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womans having rights.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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