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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

whats yellow after cani...nathan

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

kennah campion when she talks

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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