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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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