where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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