Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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