- Anti Joke

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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