- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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