What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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What's just not right? Left

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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