Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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civil rights

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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