- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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