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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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