- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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