- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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