- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

what's white and sticky semen

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

an dislexik nam rwote hits

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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