- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

identical jokes get different votes.

My wife made me a sandwich

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Im cute hehehee

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

womens rights

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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