How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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