What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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