- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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