What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

Why do fat people commit suicide

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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