Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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pull my finger (farts)

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Anti Joke

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