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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Massie is a fatass

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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