If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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