- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Me Neither.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

This sentance contains three errers

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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