What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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