- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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