Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Connor is homosexuaI

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

13 =B you just learned something

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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