why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Male leadership.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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