Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Pianos.

Once upon a time

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Women's rights

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

who's a slut... you're mom

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Women's rights.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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