You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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George W. Bush

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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