- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Women deserve equal rights.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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