- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

The queen having a shit

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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