Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Anti Jokes = Drained

why was kade sad? he shit himself

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

So, how 'bout that airline food?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

My jeans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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