What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Antijokes...

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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