Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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