What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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Your mother just died.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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4 1/2

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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