Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Rylan Clark

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Communism hehe xd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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