your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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