What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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