A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Maths.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Im gay What about you

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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im @ work, LOL.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Anti Joke

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