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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

why was the boy sad? because.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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