- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Justin beiber..

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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