- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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