- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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