How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

And Stephen Hawking said.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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