person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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