What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Girls Lacrosse.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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